After seeing some of these pictures I don't think my feet will ever hurt quite as bad as they have in the past. This is unreal and a bit disgusting. (in my view anyways) If you have a weak stomach, then pay attention and I will tell you when to get the barf bag out or to stop.
Some pretty wild an out there styles, huh? They look like they would be tough to pick up by hand, let alone tied to your feet. However, you ain't seen nothing yet. Check out the things women went through for their shoes back in the day of Geisha Girls. This first picture is bad, other than looking like the shoe is a bit small, but just wait.
Here she is with her shoe off. For those with weak stomachs, make sure that bag is close by.
It starts to get a bit uglier. Her she is unwrapping her foot to it.
Make sure that bag is ready now. Here is her foot unwrapped. Don't worry, it gets worse with a closer up picture.
Ouch!! Yes, that is her 4 toes curled under her big toe. ps - Those of you using thebag have likely used it by now :)
Just 1 question. WHY?!?!?!?!?
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5/11/09 The Next Survivor Series
Six men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A & E.
He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting the flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with Jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, and doctor' name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth and lenth of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids will vote off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called MUM!
After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a laugh out of it and as many men as you think can handle it!
Just don't send it back to me.....I'm going to bed.
