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Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign

9/14/2010

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 

 On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
  "We're #1 in the #2 business."
 **************************
 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
 **************************
 At a Proctologist's door
   "To expedite your visit please back in."
 **************************
 On a Plumber's truck:
   "We repair what your husband fixed."
 **************************
On a Plumber's truck:
   "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
 **************************
 Pizza Shop Slogan:
   "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
 **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
   "Invite us to your next blowout."
 ************************** 
 On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
   "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
 **************************
At a Towing company:
   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
 **************************
 On an Electrician's truck:
  "Let us remove your shorts."
 **************************
 In a Nonsmoking Area:
   "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
 **************************
 On a Maternity Room door:
   "Push. Push. Push."
 **************************
 At an Optometrist's Office
   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right  place."
 **************************
 On a Taxidermist's window:
   "We really know our stuff."
 **************************
In a Podiatrist's office:
   "Time wounds all heels."
 **************************
 On a Fence:
  "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
 ************************** 
 At a Car Dealership:
   "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
 *************************
 Outside a Muffler Shop:
   "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
  **************************
 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
 **************************
At the Electric Company:
   "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
     However, if you don't, you will be."
 **************************
In a Restaurant window:
  "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
 **************************
 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
   "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 **************************
 At a Propane Filling Station,
   "Thank heaven for little grills."
 **************************
 And don't forget the sign at a ChicagoRadiator Shop:






 "Best place in town to take a leak."
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